Written by Socrates
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Well, our first “Bad Shemale” for SSC goes to Blonde Shhemale who, as it turns out, isn’t a shemale at all! I’d like to start this post off by saying that all of this could have been avoided by some increased vigilance on my behfalf. Simply put, her stated gender is “female” in her profile and I just didn’t think to look before initiating a private session with her. In all fairness though I really shouldn’t have to. If I’m in the “Shemale” section, I should only be shown shemales. I wouldn’t be too quick to harshly judge LiveJasmin for this oversight, though, and you’ll understand why by the end of this review (for those of you who don’t want to read the entire review, she was trying to use a dildo and pass it off as a real dick). However, my misfortune is your benefit since I can now report her to you and tell you the whole story.
I was looking for a sexy White shemale to have some private time with and Blonde Shhemale was quite stunning. Very cute, very bubbly, and she seemed like the prime candidate for the night. I chatted with her for a bit, went into private chat and started things up. First off, she has some horribly saggy tits. Not appealing at all. Given the fact that I’m with a shemale, and what’s upstairs is only half of the equation, I decided to stick around. The second she removed her panties (off camera, of course), I could tell she had a dildo wedged between her legs. Now, I’m not Sherlock Holmes or anything, but, lol, I’ve had quite a few sessions with these shemale lovelies and it doesn’t matter how low the resolution is on a webcam, or how realistic the prop is: I can tell the difference between a real cock and a fucking dildo!
I knew right away and the private sessions turned into some lame cat and mouse game where I tried to get her to prove that she had a real cock… which she couldn’t, of course. She wouldn’t zoom in close enough, she wouldn’t stand close to the camera to show me, and she wouldn’t even provide reasonable excuses as to why she couldn’t do either. I even asked her to do something that ANYONE with a cock knows how to do: make your cock bounce up and down like a low-rider with hydraulics. She didn’t know what I was talking about. I even reasoned with her telling her that she was busted, that I knew she was a woman, and that we could continue the session with her as a woman (since I dig women as well, and this way I could justify spending all those credits on her); but no, she wouldn’t drop the stupid illusion and continued to insist that the stupid piece of rubber clenched between her thighs was a real cock.
So, I just left and then reported her to the LiveJasmin staff. Live and learn I suppose, and there are a few things we can all learn from this:
1) Always check their “Sex” in their profile.
2) Real shemales on LiveJasmin show off their cocks. They don’t obscure them.
3) If it looks like a dildo, it probably is a dildo.
4) Don’t try to pull a fast one on old Socrates!
SexyAsianSlave stood out from the other lovely models by her good looks alone. In her profile she promises a very sexy strip tease, which is something I couldn’t pass up, and so I entered her free chat to strike up a conversation. I was instantly stricken with how cute she was! I was a bit confused because I thought that maybe I had inadvertantly wandered out of the “Shemale” section and into the “Girl” section, but no, SexyAsianSlave is a bona fide shemale.
She immediately greeted me, asked me how I was, and we struck up a conversation to exchange some pertinent details: age, sex, and location. I was smoking a cigarette at the time so I was in no real rush to jump into private chat, and thought it was a good time to get to know her personally. I found her to be a remarkable 20 year old shemale. She’s from the Phillipines, as are a lot of these beautiful ladies, and her English is pretty good even though Tagalog is her first language.
I wanted a little preview of what I was going to see in private, so I asked her to stand in front of the camera (she was sitting and I could only see her face). She stood to reveal her petite body, only covered by a bikini top and bottom, with the rest of her flawless, soft skin in plain view. I knew I was in for a real treat. After I put out my cigarette, I told her I wanted to have some private time with her, and in I went!
Once we were in private she treated me to this very seductive strip tease that made my hair stand on end. The way she moved her body to and fro was both elegant and sexual at the same time. Her naked body was very appealing, and I just couldn’t get over her slim frame that centered around her dangling, flaccid cock that she quickly made hard by slowly stroking.
I will admit that our session wasn’t very adventurous; no toys, not too many different poses or anything like that. A lot of the attraction and stimulation was just from watching this sexy shemale on her cam rubbing her hard cock while talking dirty with her. That combined with the strip tease really was enough to get me off. Watching her cum was a lot of fun! Her little body shook and trembled as she pinched and twisted her little nipples, all the while cum dribbled out of her cock and onto her yummy stomach.
After our orgasmic fun we spent some time talking, about 10 minutes, getting to know each other more. I wanted to give the dear girl some rest time. For the incredible performance she gave me, and also I wanted to spend a little more time with this bubbly vixen. She was outstanding, and I am certainly going to visit her again.
8 out of 10 SexyAsianSlave is, hands down, one of the cutest shemales I’ve seen yet. When you speak with her she exudes a youthful exuberance, both in her responses and in her teasing facial expressions. She has a wonderful body. Like some of the other wonderful shemale models I’ve reviewed, she’s not very big up top; her perky A cups might not satisfy the big breast lovers, but they fit her petite body in proportion, and when viewed as a complete package they’re perfect. She’s got a decent pair of legs that lead up to a cute, uncut cock that I’d estimate to be around 6 inches (15 cm) in length. This beautiful Phillipino shemale is pretty trim, and you can barely detect an ounce of baby fat on her delectable body.
2 out of 10 I think it would be extremely difficult for someone to surmise that SexyAsianSlave was once a man. She’s just too feminine and cute for anyone to tell. Her mannerisms and language give you the sense that she’s a young and bubbly woman. and always has been. She also has a wonderful body structure that doesn’t betray her new gender; the same goes for her face. If you’re looking for a womanly transsexual, you should seriously consider SexyAsianSlave.
6 out of 10 The best part of having some private time with SexyAsianSlave is the dirty talk. She really puts a lot of effort into entertaining both visually with her body, and emotionally with her words. She makes sure you’re enjoying the show, and the best way she does it is by talking dirty to make you much hotter than you would be with just watching her play with her body. For example, when I told her I liked her flat stomach, she came on it and rubbed her cum around on it for me. Whooo, it was very hot.
8 out of 10 As I mentioned above, she was very attentive to me. Even before private chat she was extremely friendly and we spoke for a while. I have to say, it was nice getting to know her before rushing into all the sexy fun; it adds a while new dimension to the experience. It’s something I highly recommend to everyone, especially with SexyAsianSlave. During our private time together she did everything I wanted to her to, whether it was moving the camera, or rubbing a particular part of her body, or posing a certain way. It was a great feeling knowing that she wanted to fulfill all my requests.
5 out of 10 Although her camera quality was decent, her connection wasn’t what I wanted it to be. Every now and again the video would skip or pause, but it was certainly bearable. Thankfully, she has sound enabled and it was great to hear her throughout the show. The sound really does add an extra element to the fun!
7 out of 10
What first attracted me to SexyMayeTS, out of the dozens of very attractive shemales at LiveJasmin, were her long legs and slender figure. I entered her free chat to see how friendly she was, what she was wearing, and to see if she would be someone I’d want to spend some private time with. I found her to be a very pretty, almost stunning shemale. I have a thing for the more feminine looking beauties, and this sexy Asian moved to the front of my list right then and there.
She immediately struck up a conversation with me, asking me how old I was and where I was from, and told me that she’s 23 and from Thailand. I asked her to stand up and spin around for me so I could get a good look at her entire figure, which she did of course, while wiggling her hips a bit playfully. I was sold. She asked if I wanted to go into private chat with her and so I did. Once we were alone, she stripped down and gave me a great eyeful of the wonderful body she’d been hiding under all that clothing.
Of course, I was focused on her pretty shemale cock. I told SexyMayeTS to move closer to the camera for a better look. She did, and started to slowly rub herself for me. She said she wanted to cum so bad, and that didn’t sound too bad to me at the time! It didn’t take long before she was nice and hard, and started to jerk her erect dick. It was probably around 7 inches long, and very attractive. I could tell she was really getting into it because she was rubbing her balls, rubbing her tight asshole a little bit, doing everything to get one more ounce of stimulation. What was really great was that, almost psychically, she knew when to move closer to the camera, or farther back, or move the camera to another angle when I was started to get bored with the current view.
Soon enough, she began to erupt a few streams of glistening cum, and started to lick some of it off her hand. From start to finish it really was a lot of fun for the both of us, and it was very, very sexy. Before I left she asked me for my email address so she could send me some pictures (which I received about 15 minutes later along with a cute little note). I had a really great time with SexyMayeTS, and I would spend more private time with her again.
7 out of 10 SexyMayeTS is a very pretty Asian woman from Thailand whose most striking feature is her long, beautiful legs. If you’re a leg lover, then you will most certainly become infatuated with her. Her entire physique is very slender, from head to toe, which unfortunately means that she isn’t very big up top. She does sport a perky pair of A-cups, which personally I didn’t mind, though you guys and gals out there who are looking for big breasts would be disappointed. Her facial expressions, her demeanor, and her general aura was very classy.
3 out of 10 I think it would be difficult to guess that SexyMayeTS used to be a man if you haven’t seen too many transsexuals in your lifetime. Her facial and body features are pretty feminine, and I’m sure that only close scrutiny or the revelation of her cock would give her away. I can confidently say that any unsuspecting individual would say that she’s a very pretty and classy lady.
6 out of 10 After I went into private chat with SexyMayeTS, she went right to work showing off her beautiful body and stripping off her bikini top, jean shorts, and panties. After a short strip show where she showed me her full figure, she got right down to jerking her beautiful cock until she came. She even enjoyed the taste of her own cum. It was pretty freaky, and it was pretty hot.
7 out of 10 Her interaction was decent, well as decent as it can be for someone who is jerking off. Being responsive while typing with one hand is pretty hard, but she did a good job of it. She was certainly very friendly, and did make me feel comfortable in private. More importantly, she was very attentive to my requests. If I asked to her move closer to the camera, she did. If I asked her to show me her cute ass, she did. If I asked her to pose a certain way for me, she did.
4 out of 10 Ah, this is my only real point of contention in this review. Although her webcam quality was decent, her connection was a bit sub-par. It paused frequently, but really not enough to turn me off. Also, there was no sound. If she didn’t score so highly in all the other rating criteria, this would have made a big dent in my overall rating.
7 out of 10