Written by Socrates
Posted in Bad Shemales
Well, our first “Bad Shemale” for SSC goes to Blonde Shhemale who, as it turns out, isn’t a shemale at all! I’d like to start this post off by saying that all of this could have been avoided by some increased vigilance on my behfalf. Simply put, her stated gender is “female” in her profile and I just didn’t think to look before initiating a private session with her. In all fairness though I really shouldn’t have to. If I’m in the “Shemale” section, I should only be shown shemales. I wouldn’t be too quick to harshly judge LiveJasmin for this oversight, though, and you’ll understand why by the end of this review (for those of you who don’t want to read the entire review, she was trying to use a dildo and pass it off as a real dick). However, my misfortune is your benefit since I can now report her to you and tell you the whole story.
I was looking for a sexy White shemale to have some private time with and Blonde Shhemale was quite stunning. Very cute, very bubbly, and she seemed like the prime candidate for the night. I chatted with her for a bit, went into private chat and started things up. First off, she has some horribly saggy tits. Not appealing at all. Given the fact that I’m with a shemale, and what’s upstairs is only half of the equation, I decided to stick around. The second she removed her panties (off camera, of course), I could tell she had a dildo wedged between her legs. Now, I’m not Sherlock Holmes or anything, but, lol, I’ve had quite a few sessions with these shemale lovelies and it doesn’t matter how low the resolution is on a webcam, or how realistic the prop is: I can tell the difference between a real cock and a fucking dildo!
I knew right away and the private sessions turned into some lame cat and mouse game where I tried to get her to prove that she had a real cock… which she couldn’t, of course. She wouldn’t zoom in close enough, she wouldn’t stand close to the camera to show me, and she wouldn’t even provide reasonable excuses as to why she couldn’t do either. I even asked her to do something that ANYONE with a cock knows how to do: make your cock bounce up and down like a low-rider with hydraulics. She didn’t know what I was talking about. I even reasoned with her telling her that she was busted, that I knew she was a woman, and that we could continue the session with her as a woman (since I dig women as well, and this way I could justify spending all those credits on her); but no, she wouldn’t drop the stupid illusion and continued to insist that the stupid piece of rubber clenched between her thighs was a real cock.
So, I just left and then reported her to the LiveJasmin staff. Live and learn I suppose, and there are a few things we can all learn from this:
1) Always check their “Sex” in their profile.
2) Real shemales on LiveJasmin show off their cocks. They don’t obscure them.
3) If it looks like a dildo, it probably is a dildo.
4) Don’t try to pull a fast one on old Socrates!